P.S.- I think all credit for this win belongs to the adjectives and adverbs here. Perhaps throwing a little "50 shades of Grey" into your vernacular is all it takes to make a woman drop to her knees. More research on this to come.
Thursday, September 4, 2014
Biggest Win in the history of Wins
They say honesty is the best policy. Apparently they were right:
Less than 20 words. To put that into perspective, there are more words in this sentence than it took for this girl to agree to spontaneous sex. God bless Tinder.
P.S.- I think all credit for this win belongs to the adjectives and adverbs here. Perhaps throwing a little "50 shades of Grey" into your vernacular is all it takes to make a woman drop to her knees. More research on this to come.
P.S.- I think all credit for this win belongs to the adjectives and adverbs here. Perhaps throwing a little "50 shades of Grey" into your vernacular is all it takes to make a woman drop to her knees. More research on this to come.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
Another Baffling Failure
Strange, I always thought women loved the artsy type. She's probably a lesbian.
Easy Victory
I decided to tone down the whole "some things missing" pick up line. I mean, if suggesting that a girl needs my dick in her mouth almost gets me a date, then surely if I class it up a little. ..
BAM! Science.
Dragon Ballz
I'm not quite sure what to make of this one. All things were going smoothly until she pointed out it says in her profile that she moved to Utah...
Hey, lady, here's an idea: If you move to another state, change your fucking location settings. The good news is that if life ever takes me to Utah, I've already stacked the cards to make it seem like I'd made the trip just for her blowjob. That's what I like to call romance.
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