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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Dragon Ballz

I'm not quite sure what to make of this one.  All things were going smoothly until she pointed out it says in her profile that she moved to Utah...

do you like dragons?

Hey, lady, here's an idea: If you move to another state,  change your fucking location settings.   The good news is that if life ever takes me to Utah, I've already stacked the cards to make it seem like I'd made the trip just for her blowjob.  That's what I like to call romance.


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